Consolations of a Faddist, Verses Reprinted from 'The Humanitarian'

Content

• Prefatory Note
• Heart and Head
• Physiologist to Faddist
• The Song of the Naval Lords
• The Deer Departed
• The Modern Descartes
• To the Horses of the Lord Mayor
• Dumb Animals
• The Epitaph of Laissez Faire
• Efficiency
• Hymn of Thanksgiving
• Feather-Top
• Hodge’s Dream
• The Snowdown Railway
• The Moralist at the Shambles
• A Lay of the Tender
• The Butcher Bird and the Gentle Maidens
• St. Grouse’s Day
• Splitting Hairs
• Kith and Kin
• When Butchers Watch Their Flocks by Night
• Fragment of an Ode on the Extremely Distant Prospect of Humane Reform of Eton College
• Grace Before Meat
• The Village Butcher
• Cupboard Love’s Philosophy
• The Hymn of the Flagellomaniacs
• The Shade of Judge Jeffreys
• A Supper-Room Reflection
• The Birch Tree’s Petition
• The Sage of Bray
• Paterfamilias at the Breakfast Table
• St. Horsley and the Snail
• Mr. Facing-Both-Ways
• Valedictory—To the Practical Man